LETTER TO FUTURE ME
omgiloveelephantssomuch: wholockdoeswhatitwants: onehellofasuperwhomerlockavenger: poco-loki: DEAR ASSHOLE, I ASSUME THAT THEY HAVE INVENTED TIME TRAVEL BY NOW AND I AM WONDERING WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE NOT YET RETURNED TO MY HOUSE IN 2013 WITH THE DVD BOXSET OF SERIES 3 OF SHERLOCK. STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME, FUCKFACE. I EXPECT BETTER OF YOU. SINCERELY, PAST YOU. Maybe it hasnt come out...
The New Yorker Launches Strongbox
newyorker: Today, The New Yorker launches Strongbox, an online tool for sources to anonymously send confidential information to our writers and editors. Read more about the platform here: http://nyr.kr/12b4Byx
thenaikenstruth: whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life I have bullshitted my way through more than* two decades of life.
The FJP: "Rolling Disaster" at The Times-Picayune →
futurejournalismproject: Almost a year ago, New Orleans’ Times-Picayune cut staff, announced that it would stop publishing a daily newspaper in favor of three days a week and tired to pivot to digital first at NOLA.com. A year into the process The Columbia Journalism Review calls strategic decisions made over the last…
On tolerance and the shitty view people have on...
Today, I stopped by the Relay for Life event at my school because some of my friends were there and I had some time, so I thought I would go support them and Relay’s efforts to raise money for cancer. When I arrived, my roommate told me people were getting ready for the Miss Relay pageant, where men dressed up as women, donning dresses, wigs and sometimes even heels. As contestants appeared...
shaleimp: the pros and cons of being my friend cons: i forget to reply a lot i feel uncomfortable in group chats i’m an awful person i can be embarrassing i talk too much pros: uh
If there’s one thing we should believe as Christians, it’s that the world is not...– How did Jesus come to love guns and hate sex? (via nedhepburn)
so today I called customer support for my mac
Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me: . . .
Me: What did you just say?
CSG: Have you tried turning it-
Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
CSG: . . .
CSG: . . .
CSG: You watch-
Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Me: YOU BET IT IS.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG: So which episode are you watching?
Me: The Great Game.
CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?
thisisnthelpful: Why do people get so angry when other people discover something the first person likes?? Do you get how amazing that is?! Now you have another human you can connect with about something. Do you know how hard it is to connect with other humans?? it’s the hardest! the fucking hardest!
Twitter elicits a more poisonous information anxiety. It moves so fast that if...– Ezra Klein, The Washington Post. The Problem with Twitter. Klein is reacting to Nick Beaudrot’s piece about Twitter, which is an account of why he’s not returning to Twitter after giving it up for Lent until he can figure a way to sort the useless from the useful. Beaudrot graphs Twitter content...
How Supernatural Works :
Season 1 : Wow I hope I'm not too scared to sleep
Every Other Season : Wow I hope I'm not too emotionally scarred to live